Oh man, I still get creeped out treading water on a lake where you can’t see the bottom and I am pretty sure I haven’t worried about the monster under the bed since I forgot to vacuum under there as a single guy for about a million years. Come to find out, dust bunnies can graduate to dust dinosaurs if you try hard enough…or try hard enough not to clean. Great story and I can only imagine how hard it must be not to put your hands over the nipples every time entering freshwater.
Oh man, I still get creeped out treading water on a lake where you can’t see the bottom and I am pretty sure I haven’t worried about the monster under the bed since I forgot to vacuum under there as a single guy for about a million years. Come to find out, dust bunnies can graduate to dust dinosaurs if you try hard enough…or try hard enough not to clean. Great story and I can only imagine how hard it must be not to put your hands over the nipples every time entering freshwater.
Thanks. I think the nips have gotten less appetizing in my old age
Of all the lies we were sold as children, the whole cramping thing was maybe the most absurd.
Right up there with your face will stick that way
I remember saying that to my kid and thinking to myself what an asshole I had become