Corporate is on the lookout for an Asset Protection Coordinator to help mitigate losses to external theft. $19-$28 an hour should get the job done, right?
I feel so bad for Carmen! I also feel bad for the poor cvs associate somewhere less busy that takes their time to help her. She rightfully should expect full on sprinting given what she puts up with.
Side note: does CVS print the longest receipts in the known universe just to taunt the earth loving heavens? Seems like a devilish thing to do.
"I’m not sure how many people are running off with bottles of Native’s Cashmere & Rain moisturizing body wash, but someone in corporate decided it was far too risky to leave on the shelf, in a store where people go to buy things off shelves."
Corporate is on the lookout for an Asset Protection Coordinator to help mitigate losses to external theft. $19-$28 an hour should get the job done, right?
https://jobs.cvshealth.com/us/en/job/R0929118/Asset-Protection-Coordinator
Protect against the steal. Don’t you dare create a system where we wouldn’t want to steal
I feel so bad for Carmen! I also feel bad for the poor cvs associate somewhere less busy that takes their time to help her. She rightfully should expect full on sprinting given what she puts up with.
Side note: does CVS print the longest receipts in the known universe just to taunt the earth loving heavens? Seems like a devilish thing to do.
There are sinister forces at work here for sure
"I’m not sure how many people are running off with bottles of Native’s Cashmere & Rain moisturizing body wash, but someone in corporate decided it was far too risky to leave on the shelf, in a store where people go to buy things off shelves."
I laughed a lot! Great piece man!
Thanks Nick
What a JOURNEY. I would read a whole Divine Comedy about you and Carmen in a CVS 💊🔥
Book 1 - digestive aids
As I sit in yet another doctors office, I thank you , yes thank you for the embarrassing bursts of laughter😂
That visual at the end is something..