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Mike Orsini's avatar

Corporate is on the lookout for an Asset Protection Coordinator to help mitigate losses to external theft. $19-$28 an hour should get the job done, right?

https://jobs.cvshealth.com/us/en/job/R0929118/Asset-Protection-Coordinator

Seth JJ's avatar

Protect against the steal. Don’t you dare create a system where we wouldn’t want to steal

Ithinkyoureworthadamn's avatar

I feel so bad for Carmen! I also feel bad for the poor cvs associate somewhere less busy that takes their time to help her. She rightfully should expect full on sprinting given what she puts up with.

Side note: does CVS print the longest receipts in the known universe just to taunt the earth loving heavens? Seems like a devilish thing to do.

Seth JJ's avatar

There are sinister forces at work here for sure

Nick Hills's avatar

"I’m not sure how many people are running off with bottles of Native’s Cashmere & Rain moisturizing body wash, but someone in corporate decided it was far too risky to leave on the shelf, in a store where people go to buy things off shelves."

I laughed a lot! Great piece man!

Seth JJ's avatar

Thanks Nick

Dan Hass's avatar

What a JOURNEY. I would read a whole Divine Comedy about you and Carmen in a CVS 💊🔥

Seth JJ's avatar

Book 1 - digestive aids

Peri's avatar

As I sit in yet another doctors office, I thank you , yes thank you for the embarrassing bursts of laughter😂

Jose's avatar

That visual at the end is something..