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Buzz Kantwrite's avatar

Despite my attempts, I have failed to be hired by the Failure department multiple times now.

The good news is these additional failures are helping beef up the "experience with failure" section of my CV for my next attempt.

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Maria T.C.'s avatar

Very funny and clever!

My experience with the failure department was with a home warranty company. For $100, they told me to replace a light bulb to fix a leaking fridge. (I also had to replace my microwave for a minor broken part which is not made anymore apparently)

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Seth JJ's avatar

Ahhh yes! The Dept appreciates your business

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Nick Hills's avatar

Your piece is wonderful, I laughed a lot! I'll tell you that the first part, for some reason, made me think of my best friend's psychologist. Let's read each other if you like, have a nice day!

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