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Dan Hass's avatar

"It's not fair, daddy, we own the cruise line! Why didn't *I* get Hantavirus first? I want it now!"

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

This just gave me an idea for a piece to write, so thanks for that!

Also, as of a few weeks ago that Veruca Salt reference would’ve been lost on me. Keep your eye out for Sheila M’s next piece (or two), Veruca makes an appearance!!!

Seth JJ's avatar

nice. Yeah Veruca doesn't fuck around. Also fun fact, Veruca Salt is a British Wart removal brand.

Nick Hills's avatar

"Look at me, I caught it first" that's a big disease